:rofl: so true :P

this one:

"Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands."

Lol that's so written by a woman.

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. anually.. whow big deal

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. double you tee eff

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) that's hard to beleive, probably really indirectly like a guy takes a piss then the water he flushes is cleaned and reused much later for cleaning the doorknob or something 8)7