If Cherry tree was the answer, I lose...again.

...I hate this game...

No I don't.

BlackNinja Wrote:@ cR@Zy!NgLi$h:
Joey-jo-jo Shabadoo?

Uh, nope?!?

J'adore le paissons Wrote:meh it makes sense i guess.. u cuda said a cherry either!

So a cherry tree is growing on a small island in the middle of a deep pond, but the pond is frozen and the ice is too thin to stand on.
You'd love a cherry.  How are you going to get one?

@ cR@Zy!NgLi$h:
Joey-jo-jo Shabadoo?
how do u no that's not BlackNinja's name???

mmm go 2 the shop nd buy a cherry??? :P

i have a whole book of riddles lol, I'll some everytime i have time to.

heres some (remember simple questions have simple answers. and although they may have more than one answer, I'm looking for only one for each)
And a REP point for anyone who gets them all right. NO Cheating! :P

1. A man stopped his car infront of a hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupt, how is this true?

2. You enter a deserted house late at night. Inside there is an oil lamp, a gas fire and a stove full of wood. You only have one match however, so which would you light first?

3. A man leaves hospital and begins to walk home. on his journey he passes a phone box which begins to ring. instead of answering it, he punches the air and runs home cheering. Why?

4. Why are 1984 bottles of whisky more valuable than 1977 bottles of whisky

5. A woman is half way up an escalator when she suddenly begins to cry. Why?

6. In 1987 a crane collapsed in a residential area of Liverpool at lunchtime, yet nobody saw or heard anything. Why Not?

7. A man looks out of a window. he is desperate to open it, yet he knows it would kill him. Why?

8. Tom and Ella emerged from playing in the cellar. Tom had a clean face, but Ella had a dirty one. Why was it that Tom went to wash his face?

9. You can use three identical digits in a simple addition sum so that the total is 12. You cannot use the digit 4, so what is the answer?

10. The maker doesn't need it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user, uses it without knowing. What is it?

1. he stopped his car but someone else is drivin it!
2.the match
3.???
4.???
5.her cat died???
6.they wer all at mcdonalds 4 lunch???
7.he is in space??
8.???
9.11 + 1
10.???

J'adore le paissons Wrote:1. he stopped his car but someone else is drivin it!
2.the match
3.???
4.???
5.her cat died???
6.they wer all at mcdonalds 4 lunch???
7.he is in space??
8.???
9.11 + 1
10.???

1. WRONG
2. CORRECT
3. WRONG
4. WRONG
5. WRONG
6. WRONG
7. right idea...
8. WRONG
9. CORRECT
10. WRONG

J'adore le paissons Wrote:@ cR@Zy!NgLi$h:
Joey-jo-jo Shabadoo?
how do u no that's not BlackNinja's name???
I guess I just sorta presumed?
mmm go 2 the shop nd buy a cherry??? :P
Good one!

1.You're playing Monopoly.
2.The Match
3.???
4.There's more of 'em!
5.Vertigo?!?
6.It was a crane bird?
7.He's in a (tall) burning building?
8.???
9.11, 1
10.???

I really shouldn't be giving all these answers away! - Someone's gonna score +Rep!!!

Good Riddles Ben!!!

1.His wife didn't sign a pre-nup.

2. Oil lamp...why?

3.He's flippin nuts.

4.Because theres more to drink, *hic*...

5.Because most girls are sissies. This one sounds like she just wanted the attention... I'd hit her...jk

6. Because they were Union workers and didn't want to pee in a cup.

7. Is he in a submarine on acid?

8. Tom didn't want his breath smelling like cooze.
Ella doesn't care, she's a dirty slut.

9.Shut up.

10.Your mom.


Did I win?

(This post was last modified: 28/05/2007 03:40 AM by BlackNinja.)

cR@Zy!NgLi$h Wrote:

J'adore le paissons Wrote:@ cR@Zy!NgLi$h:
Joey-jo-jo Shabadoo?
how do u no that's not BlackNinja's name???
I guess I just sorta presumed?
mmm go 2 the shop nd buy a cherry??? :P
Good one!

1.You're playing Monopoly.
2.The Match
3.???
4.There's more of 'em!
5.Vertigo?!?
6.It was a crane bird?
7.He's in a (tall) burning building?
8.???
9.11, 1
10.???

I really shouldn't be giving all these answers away! - Someone's gonna score +Rep!!!

Good Riddles Ben!!!

i realise as it goes on, it gets easier for people because they get the answers

1. CORRECT
2. CORRECT
3. WRONG
4. CORRECT
5. WRONG
6. CORRECT
7. WRONG (J'adore le paissons's idea was closer)
8. WRONG
9. CORRECT
10. WRONG

by the way, i will write 10 more 2morrow, AUS Time

BlackNinja Wrote:1.His wife didn't sign a pre-nup.
:he:
5.This one sounds like she just wanted the attention... I'd hit her...jk
:lmao:
7. Is he in a submarine on acid?

9.Shut up.
:roflol:
10.Your mom.
:rofl:

(This post was last modified: 28/05/2007 03:53 AM by cR@Zy!NgLi$h.)