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Saber Saw / Dildo accident.
Man Who Uses Saber Saw With Dildo Ducktaped To It Cuts Off Girl Friends Cooch While Playing Sex Game….

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Gadget Wrote:I herd this on the Mens Room radio show today @ work & tyhought you all EP peps needed to laugh about it as I did, lol...hahahah...  So this couple wanted to spice up there sex life well...read more below...


Quote:LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.[b]Man Who Uses Saber Saw With Dildo Ducktaped To It Cuts Off Girl Friends Cooch While Playing Sex Game….

Gadget Wrote:When she was bleeding, well...Puts a whole new meaning to that time of the month ;)

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nice dildo :D

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matchung Wrote:nice dildo :D

lol, I bet she felt like a dildo afterwards, hahaha...  How embarrassing for them...

I imagine the blade cutting through the "sex toy" was like a hot knife cutting through butter..!!!

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WOW!!!

Now ive heard it all. I wonder if hitachi is going to get sued? They need a disclaimer on the saw.

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oh i forgot but...

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Incadude Wrote:oh i forgot but...

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Might be a red neck if you own this:

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I shouldn't laugh but I must..... xD

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Owww... The pain...
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how about this tool:
http://www.andropenis.com/

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Assassinator Wrote:Owww... The pain...

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