he's some i have:

"i like thanksgiving becuase it's the only time of the year you get to see large natural breasts" - Arnold Schwarrztnegger (or however the hell u spell it.)

"I'm stealthier than a rabbit takin a piss"

"is it true that romin girls have roamin hands?" - Duke Nukem

"i go where i please, and i please where i go" - Duke Nukem

"I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire" - Duke Nukem

"Sir Duke kicketh much donkey" - Duke Nukem

"You're an inspiration for birth control" - Duke Nukem