So there I was, thinking about Star Trek when I wondered who would win a fight: James T. Kirk, or Jean Luc Picard. And what a better way to figure it out than to ask the internet?

So now I'm asking you.

In the red corner!

James T. Kirk

The original captain of The Enterprise. With a penchant for beating up slow space lizards, battling Vulcans, and looking dreamy while doing so, James T. Kirk is the embodiment of every female spacefarer's dirty fantasies. He also has some rather firm buttocks.


In the blue corner!

Jean-Luc Picard

Not the first captain of The Enterprise, but surely the baldest. Beside being bald, he has rhythm, and has his very own theme song.


Fight!

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Kirk would use his witty repartee to encumber the beast. Picard would probably use his head as a light focuser thing and burn the monsters