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depends on how kids Zinga has... lol j/k


how many Chuck Norris's will it require to screw in a light bulb?
feinicks Wrote:depends on how kids Zinga has... lol j/k


how many Chuck Norris's will it require to screw in a light bulb?
none, just tell the light bulb CN is on its way and the light bulb will screw itself in terror.

how many Techno viking's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Jomann Wrote:How many ceiling cats does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they just watch you masturbate.
^I made that one ^_^

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an infinite amount, they'll just smash them with viking rage.

how many e-pigs does it take to screw in a lightbulb

@ kaiser
zero for Senior Members, they will change that from USER CP.

510 e-pigs for noobs. 500 to purchase the bulb and 10 to change it.

How many Newtons to change a light bulb?
2.  For the first Newton, the lightbulb fell on his head (and he developed the theory of gravity).
For the second Newton, the lightbulb rose from his head and screwed itself in (and he developed the theory of anti-gravity).

How many computer nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
i don't know but it only takes one to screw in an infinite amount of light bulbs, because the computer geek will develop a program to do it for him and then go and watch hershey kisses.

how many dancing cats in suits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. The one called Bob...



how many Mr. Beans?
a whole tin

how many pornstars does it take  to screw in a lightbulb?
if it's with me i'd eat it before it gets a chance. with an anorexic the lid will never open and it won't get a chance but with an average joe it will take two. one to kill the guy and the other to screw da bitch in.

how many mutants does t take to screw in a lightbulb?
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