Endless Paradigm

"When the ceiling cat hits the fan."
"once waz no light an ceiling cat, he sayz "I can haz light"? an light waz."
"How many ceiling cats does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they just lurk around in the ceiling and watch you masturbate."

make yur own and post please

How do you confuddle a ceiling cat?


Put it in a round room and tell it to lurk in the corner.