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Ge64

28/02/2008, 05:29 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7266065.stm

Starbucks Coffee is going to close all their 7000 US branches at 17:30 for 3.5 hours to train all their 135000 staff. Meanwhile, millions of americans will die for lack of caffeine. Ge64 predicts a spike in car crashes due to drivers falling asleep while driving.

iggrull

28/02/2008, 05:32 PM
i predict a spike in tobacco related purchases, maybe a small spike in joose and sparks sales
or maybe im just thinking about tonight

NIGathan

28/02/2008, 05:40 PM
does this mean they arent going to hire me now? since im not going to be trianed with everyone else...

Ge64

28/02/2008, 05:41 PM
lol idk

Shady

28/02/2008, 05:57 PM
umm they just had one of these the other day

rockhead

28/02/2008, 06:00 PM
at the same time as of them closing all of americas nuclear plants were out and they also said that most terrorists use internet cafes to plan attacks because they can't be tracedSmokingg so i wonder if they were really "training" people

Ge64

28/02/2008, 06:10 PM
*®$нд∂¥©* Wrote:umm they just had one of these the other day

oh lol that was probably it then heh
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