I REALLY believe it is made out of a GIANT starfish (like that guy from spongebob) and wearing the mask of V from V for Vendetta.
Wow. Just, wow. You guys have suprised me so much. LolZ, I had heard from some people that they thought it was a turtle or a cow. I love the detail from some of y'all's descriptions. Yay!!
one of the survivors of chuck norris's beard lice