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vin diesel once invited chuck norris over to play his xbox 720 and ps4 but chuck norris declined as he was already busy playing his own xbox 1080 and ps5
Dark_Alex never carries his psp with him. That's what he has Chuck Norris around for. :slap:
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In Soviet Russia, little girl divides Chuck Norris by 0!!!
MaDc0w Wrote:#0000
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
#0001
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent
of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever
the fudge he wants.
...etc...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless
Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is
most likely soaked in blood and tears.
#0097
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops
between the eye.
#0098
Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right
foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
#END
I Have some in German if anyone wants?
that's cheating, just copying and pasting.
PSPkiller Wrote:that's cheating, just copying and pasting.
Noone said I can`t copy/paste :P
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the tv show Walker-Texas ranger is in fact made up of the Norris family home videos