Endless Paradigm

Sparker Wrote:I win at everything!!!

Sparker Wrote:

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.

Superman can fly really fast and Santa leaves his reindeers to do his work

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day..

None of them are mods.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).

Santa doesn't shop, he gets his elves to make presents, Superman does something but I don't know...

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Fastest to travel around the world.

Santa's fat, so the may slow him and his reindeers down, Superman needs no explaining

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.

Superman uses his laser beams to roast the turkey, Santa uses his magic elf dust.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)

Santa's Fat serves as an efficient defensive measure against Superman's Punches, but it's Superman wee're talking about

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Enjoying their Christmas present.

Santa got milk and cookies, Superman got fanmail.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Playing Wipeout Pure.

Both of them will lose

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Winning over a girl's heart.

Santa is FAT, Superman has muscles, no explanatory needed.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Getting the highest post count on EP.

Santa constantly posts HO HO HO, Superman posts stuff...

Dupain Wrote:=>_≤!! Nyuuu!! get him!!