Endless Paradigm

Rumors are that Sony are making a Pray Statsusten thlee with the PS3 selling poorly.
The technology being used is supposedly outta this universe however some say it power level is over NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE THHHHOOOOUUUUSSSSAAANNNNNDDDDDDD!!!!!!.
the grill from the PS3 is still there however rumors are the there is a fridge and eventually a vegetable garden.
there'll be about 8 and 3 quarters of hards drive each that can store up to over NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE THHHHOOOOUUUUSSSSAAANNNNNDDDDDDD!!!!! yotta bytes.

The rumored games coming out are the following

Shadow hedgehog 2: Rise of the Emo
OH GOD! a sequel to a horrible game and will probably be prone to the fall through the floor glitch also it's rumored black doom will be back  but only he'll be even more annoying.

Hacker hunt: The begging
It's kinda weird how Sony are making a game where you kill hackers and pirates, also QJ's website and PSP-hacks seem to appear in the game no info on M33's/Dark Alex's site appearing or Max console.
Also you play as ninjas who wear Sony employee badges.

/b/ the game
Go on 4chin SUCK and post /b/ lol.

Myspace: teenage drama
a game that's about teenage drama, cyber bulling and giving away personal info.

NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE THHHHOOOOUUUUSSSSAAANNNNNDDDDDDD!!!!!!
Play as Vegeta while crushing you scouter, meanwhile Piccolo must deal with Gohan and the balls being inert careful Gohan's a tricky one in bed!
and lastly Goku must avoid being lunch to Vegeta as he getting huge, watch out for Gutsman's donkey on way

And lastly, no Sony are still yet to post concept pictures, stay tuned for more info.

Found an early conceptual image.  Possibly a fake though...

OMFG DO WANT!!!

Oooh, apparently, with Sony's new release, Somy is trying a competing product, similar to Sony's, but aiming at the portable console market this time:

A FridgeStation Portable!  It has a nice fold-out design - here's an early preview:

But I just put all my life savings down on the Pray Statsusten Thlee.....

I don't have enough for the Fridge Station Portable

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Oooh, apparently, with Sony's new release, Somy is trying a competing product, similar to Sony's, but aiming at the portable console market this time:

A FridgeStation Portable!  It has a nice fold-out design - here's an early preview:

I will definitely buy that!

I bet the 5 screen-brightness levels will screw any chances I had of keeping dismembered body parts "fresh" in the FSP...
And the Pray Statsusten will be rendered useless once Somy release OFW NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE THHHHOOOOUUUUSSSSAAANNNNNDDDDDDD POOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Until D_A hacks the bastard)...

Sparker Wrote:/b/ the game
Go on 4chin SUCK and post /b/ lol.

O.O

Ohhh... The /b/ game.

Woot Woot Woot



(Lol, i never actually need to /b/ before. But I've heard a lot of stories about it.)

It's a strange place, it can be sick and wrong one minute, but be feducking hilarious the next.

cR@Zy!NgLi$h Wrote:(Until D_A hacks the bastard)...

It's cool to the MAX!
Getting' hacked by DAX!


Don't worry, custom firmware will allow extra cooling levels and preset settings for long term body part storage.

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Sparker forgot to mention the game:
"Life as a Sony board moderator"
You have to moderate a Sony internet board.  You will need to make sure that flaming levels are down, and satisfaction levels remain high, whilst battling to keep "n00bness" levels down.
Rumors dictate the difficultly of this game.  Apparently, existing Sony board moderators resigned their position after 20 minutes of this game.
Can you handle it?

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UPDATE
There's a new game coming:
Somy terrors
You need to battle your way through clueless customers to confront the evil Somy leader, Coward Bringer, for he is brainwashing the world with it's cheap imitations.  You will also need to ensure that the Sony brand does not get disgraced, by keeping your actions in moderation.  Lastly, you will need to protect your leader, CEO of Sony, Howard Stringer from any threats at any cost.