Endless Paradigm

Full Version: Toilets...
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
Pages: 1 2 3
Sparker Wrote:BATTLES WILL BE FOUGHT.
Separate

1. Men are filthy animals. Women should not have to put up with the poo poo some of us throw around in the bathrooms.
2. Sickos trying to sneak peaks
3. I hated Ally McBeal
4. Desu
Sharing is caring.
|-Anubis-| Wrote:Separate

1. Men are filthy animals. Women should not have to put up with the poo poo some of us throw around in the bathrooms.
2. Sickos trying to sneak peaks
3. I hated Ally McBeal
4. Desu

couldnt have said it better myself
depends on the area...i chose seperate bit if there was a disabled toliet/mother and child i would go there as they are normally MUCH cleaner
Ha lol, ive seen some gross ladies toilets in my time(ive worked in a few pubs)i second usif on the disabled front.
|-Anubis-| Wrote:1. Men are filthy animals. Women should not have to put up with the poo poo some of us throw around in the bathrooms.
So, whores aren't filthy?

|-Anubis-| Wrote:2. Sickos trying to sneak peaks
I don't see how separating toilets helps...

|-Anubis-| Wrote:3. I hated Ally McBeal
I didn't get that one ... Erk
_VEndeTta Wrote:Sharing is caring.

i agree
Separate.

I can just imagine (well, I can't, but this story sounds better if you think I can), sitting on the bog next to some bloke who's parping and "sharing" and so on...

So I start to share... "Share, and share alike" they say...

So there's me and this bloke parping and sharing and sharing and parping and... Well, you get the picture.

Silence prevails...

OMG!!!  Wee both rip the toilet paper at the same time!!!  What do I do?  Does this mean wee might have to share the only sink with a working tap?!?

Ah, stuff it - it's just some bloke...

Then wee flush contemporaneously.

I unlock the door, hoping he needs to fix his belt or has reflux or something...

I start to wash my hands...

SHE comes out.

The most beautiful girl you've ever seen.

I die.

Separate For the win
^ If you end up hooking up, she'll eventually know about that stuff anyways.  Better to be more knowledgeable early on, I say.
Pages: 1 2 3
Reference URL's