Endless Paradigm

If, say, you managed to somehow be able to gain full control over the content of the front page of a popular local newspaper for a day (say, by hacking into their systems or whatever), what would you put on it?

Would you highlight particular issues you care about?
Would you use it to raise awareness about something?
Would you chastise the readers for still actually reading a newspaper?
Would you just troll everyone?
Or something else?

Nothing but Onion articles.

lembas Wrote: [ -> ]Nothing but Onion articles.

This would be amazing.

If it were only for a day it would have to be a prank of some kind - a paper of Onion articles would confuse and amuse.

"Study finds newspaper readers more gullible, less intelligent than originally thought"

I'm really not creative enough to think of anything funny or whimsical.
I would probably just throw a few naughty words in there, preferably in the classifieds. Oh, and it would be interesting to insert my own obituary for me to see.

I'd probably put a few articles that go against the newspaper's agenda.  Perhaps stuff that the people in power wouldn't think a newspaper would publish, could be interesting too.

I would post clickbait articles a la buzzfeed style