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ginger minger Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once
Well i lit a beaner2k6 on fire once:p
Very nice, i think those go up in flames real proper-like don't they?
eggroll Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once
fudgeing lol. where do you live again? i think that's illegal here
I live in san marcos, and truth be told, i don't really care what's legal & what's not as long as i don't get caught doing it, for example videogames, i must admit while i do want to buy the games and use the backup isos (mainly referring to psp games) i still have about 4-7 isos from games that i trully don't own.
Assassinator Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once

When i was really small (like 8yo), each time i went to my relatives house, i use to run around hitting their cat with a broomstick, until it goes and hides somewhere where i can't get it.

And after a while, the cat developed this ability to recognize me whenever i walked up the wooden staircase, and hides itself somewhere in some corner. So i would just hide somewhere and wait for it to come out, then hit it.

Surprisingly, that cat is still alive up to now. It's like 13 yrs old. Older than my sister. Don't know how long an average cats lifespan is though.
yeah well i mainly did it for the fact that i was smaller, i had a lighter, i saw a cat (it was very fond of anyone) and i went for it, i didnt kill it, i just lit its tail on fire and it noticed with the quickness and it started throwing itself (and the tail) everywhere, it went out pretty quick but i had a great laugh for days, anyways when you're smaller you're more daring and less perceptive to consequence
Assassinator Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once

When i was really small (like 8yo), each time i went to my relatives house, i use to run around hitting their cat with a broomstick, until it goes and hides somewhere where i can't get it.

And after a while, the cat developed this ability to recognize me whenever i walked up the wooden staircase, and hides itself somewhere in some corner. So i would just hide somewhere and wait for it to come out, then hit it.

Surprisingly, that cat is still alive up to now. It's like 13 yrs old. Older than my sister. Don't know how long an average cats lifespan is though.

16-18 maybe longer if its not beaten to death!
:rofl:
ginger minger Wrote:
Assassinator Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once

When i was really small (like 8yo), each time i went to my relatives house, i use to run around hitting their cat with a broomstick, until it goes and hides somewhere where i can't get it.

And after a while, the cat developed this ability to recognize me whenever i walked up the wooden staircase, and hides itself somewhere in some corner. So i would just hide somewhere and wait for it to come out, then hit it.

Surprisingly, that cat is still alive up to now. It's like 13 yrs old. Older than my sister. Don't know how long an average cats lifespan is though.

16-18 maybe longer if its not beaten to death!

So that'll mean that cat's quite old now.

And I only chased it around with a broom back then when i was like 8, so if it was going to be beaten to death, it would be 10 years back, not now.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:
* how would you like me to groom you? *

LOL
Double post
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:
* how would you like me to groom you? *

LOL
The boy in Elfen Lied that beats up the dog - I swear, Assassinator taught him how to do that.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:The boy in Elfen Lied that beats up the dog - I swear, Assassinator taught him how to do that.

:rofl:

that's kinda different i think :out:
lmfao
Assassinator Wrote:
ginger minger Wrote:
Assassinator Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once

When i was really small (like 8yo), each time i went to my relatives house, i use to run around hitting their cat with a broomstick, until it goes and hides somewhere where i can't get it.

And after a while, the cat developed this ability to recognize me whenever i walked up the wooden staircase, and hides itself somewhere in some corner. So i would just hide somewhere and wait for it to come out, then hit it.

Surprisingly, that cat is still alive up to now. It's like 13 yrs old. Older than my sister. Don't know how long an average cats lifespan is though.

16-18 maybe longer if its not beaten to death!

So that'll mean that cat's quite old now.



And I only chased it around with a broom back then when i was like 8, so if it was going to be beaten to death, it would be 10 years back, not now.

Only a joke mate lol:)
beaner2k6 Wrote:
eggroll Wrote:
beaner2k6 Wrote:i lit a cat on fire once
fudgeing lol. where do you live again? i think that's illegal here
I live in san marcos, and truth be told, i don't really care what's legal & what's not as long as i don't get caught doing it, for example videogames, i must admit while i do want to buy the games and use the backup isos (mainly referring to psp games) i still have about 4-7 isos from games that i trully don't own.
hum well i thought you were joking
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