Endless Paradigm

A threatening-looking guy has forced you to make a choice, for some reason (possibly for his own delight).
Flexing his muscles, he gives you three options.  (choose from above poll)
Obviously, choosing to fight him, or any other trickery, is out of the question, because that would exceed the number of choices allowed and would be too cheap anyway.
And you do not have time to cheat, research meanings or check out the posts below.
YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!

Eat a country pancake

The lesser of the 3 "evils"

Bring on the diabeetus.

Run a mile.

I'm afraid to what he might do if I choose the Pancake.

I'd just run a mile (to get away from him I guess?).

I'll eat a country pancake because I feel as if I wouldn't be able to outrun him nor jump a stile.

I'll go out eating what I love

I'll eat a country pancake, because I'm just too damn lazy to run or jump.

I'll run a mile, I could use some type of cardio exercise...

xBu Wrote: [ -> ]I'll run a mile, I could use some type of cardio exercise...

Got to get that summer body.

Run a mile, cause forrest gump