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Le Jooms Wrote: [ -> ]Mermaids do exist. They're actually dugongs. Way back when when it took months to sail from one country to another, sailors would build up a lot of sexual tension. Well, that's when they discovered the dugongs (and had sex with them). They called them mermaids because a dugong's vagina is the closest one to a human's.

THE MORE YA KNOW

YOLO.
St0rMaGe Wrote: [ -> ]
Le Jooms Wrote: [ -> ]Mermaids do exist. They're actually dugongs. Way back when when it took months to sail from one country to another, sailors would build up a lot of sexual tension. Well, that's when they discovered the dugongs (and had sex with them). They called them mermaids because a dugong's vagina is the closest one to a human's.

THE MORE YA KNOW

YOLO.

What if you're a cat?
YOLNT?

(you only live nine times?)
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