found out my mother gave him my address
fail
* opens door
"Oh, hi, what do you want?"
"I was wonder, err.. could wee like.. get back together or something?"
"Broke up with your last girlfriend?"
"Yeah she was a bitch"
"I see, so she found you to be a pocky too, not surprising."
"No seriously... [some random poo poo here]"
"Whatever, what's in it for me?"
"What do you want?"
"Your bank account details"
"Why do you want that?"
"There's this Nigerian prince who wishes to deposit 10% of his fortune. If you let me pass on your details, then maybe you'll actually be able to buy something more than lousy $10 flowers."
* opens door
* sniff
-- "Urgh, double you tee eff's this spoon?"
* opens door
*sigh* "What?" *stares into corner
"I was wonder, err.. could wee like.. get back together or something?"
*rolls eyes* "Don't think so" *close door slowly*
"Wait wait, please if you'll listen to me!"
"You've got 2 seconds" *continue closing door*
* opens door
"HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!"
* opens door
"Ya?"
"I'm sorry to inform you that your mother has passed away."
"PISS OFF!" *slam door in face*
BAHAHAH what on earth zingaburga
and RAWR WHY Won't YOU LOVE ME :(
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
