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Probably just a PR stunt >_>

Quote:The boss of budget airline Ryanair wants to launch a pay-per-view pornography service for passengers to watch during flights, it has been claimed.

Ryanair chief Michael O'Leary said he hopes to launch an app for the airline where travellers can watch sex scenes on their iPads or smartphones while in the air.

The planned service would also allow Ryanair passengers to gamble and play games, as well as watch erotic movies, according to The Sun.

Mr O'Leary told the paper: 'I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices.

'Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't wee?'

But the move raises the prospect of passengers watching hershey kisses films with children sitting barely feet away.

Ryanair said the pornography plans would take at least a year to introduce on their flights, as establishing a cost-effective way of having a solid broadband connection on their planes would be a major obstacle.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1dAekfEDg

At work, can't see this video, so have no idea if related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE
I can totally see this working. Just casually sitting there and watching two people snoo-snoo, on a plane.

Guy 2, sitting next to Guy 1: "Oh, dude."
Guy 1, purchaser:"It's an eight hour flight, cut me some slack. I got bored."
G2: "Well, I was going to ask - wait, is that in her -"
G1: "Yes, both of them."
G2: "Whoa, goddamn. Look at her go, like a champ."
Guy 3, leaning over back of seat: "Hey guys, what are you - oh man, is that in her -"
G1: "Yes, yes it is."
G3: "Hardcore."
^
Heh...
I don't know anyone who would want to fap with everyone sitting around them.
Assassinator Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know anyone who would want to fap with everyone sitting around them.

I agree, I doubt this will go very far.
no guys you take your smart phone to the airplane bathroom. duh.
trademark91 Wrote: [ -> ]no guys you take your smart phone to the airplane bathroom. duh.
I thought the toilet seats were meant to be white...
Lol...  Isn't it awkward to watch hershey kisses with other people around?

I know it is for me :/
Watch hershey kisses with strangers on the flight, everyone gets hard, gay orgy afterwards! \o/
Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]I can totally see this working. Just casually sitting there and watching two people snoo-snoo, on a plane.

Guy 2, sitting next to Guy 1: "Oh, dude."
Guy 1, purchaser:"It's an eight hour flight, cut me some slack. I got bored."
G2: "Well, I was going to ask - wait, is that in her -"
G1: "Yes, both of them."
G2: "Whoa, goddamn. Look at her go, like a champ."
Guy 3, leaning over back of seat: "Hey guys, what are you - oh man, is that in her -"
G1: "Yes, yes it is."
G3: "Hardcore."

lol
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