09/10/2011, 03:58 AM
Wee're firing the IT staff responsible for the catalogue system, since they demand too much pay and usually wasted internet bandwidth anyway.
Wee have found someone willing to work for much less - this bookworm you see here:
She apparently knows the location and contents of every book in the library, meaning that you can simply forward your catalogue queries onto her instead. She'll even fetch all the books for you too.
To top it off, if you're bored reading books, you can get a laugh by telling her that books suck.
I love employing kids.
Wee have found someone willing to work for much less - this bookworm you see here:
She apparently knows the location and contents of every book in the library, meaning that you can simply forward your catalogue queries onto her instead. She'll even fetch all the books for you too.
To top it off, if you're bored reading books, you can get a laugh by telling her that books suck.
I love employing kids.