05/09/2011, 10:15 PM
Wee have noted a sharp rise in trauncy rates recently.
This is bad from a school's perspective, so wee've decided to classify any student who is abset without reason for 10 consecutive days, as expelled (since they probably won't be coming back anyway).
This notice applies to all students, including those who are currently truanting this assembly.
In other news, I hear that the local Maccas outlet is encouraging expelled students to apply for work there as they are short on toilet cleaning staff.
This is bad from a school's perspective, so wee've decided to classify any student who is abset without reason for 10 consecutive days, as expelled (since they probably won't be coming back anyway).
This notice applies to all students, including those who are currently truanting this assembly.
In other news, I hear that the local Maccas outlet is encouraging expelled students to apply for work there as they are short on toilet cleaning staff.