Endless Paradigm

you could've told her to calm down and she wouldve removed the cig herself

kids these days...

tut tut tut

ProperBritish Wrote: [ -> ]you could've told her to calm down and she wouldve removed the cig herself

kids these days...

tut tut tut

I guess that it was burning her, and when the tip of Cigarette touched the clothe, it got on fire.

Well. At least you didn't try to fish the cigarrette out with your penis. That would have been... awkward. And unexplainable. Not many guys fish small objects out of crevices with their penises.

Not to say this doesn't happen, I'm sure there's an expert in penis-based-small-object-retrieval-from-small-spaces somewhere out there. Meditating. Pondering new ways of fishing cigarrettes out of cleavage with their penis. Not posting here, right now. No. Definitely not, totally implausible.

Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]Well. At least you didn't try to fish the cigarrette out with your penis. That would have been... awkward. And unexplainable. Not many guys fish small objects out of crevices with their penises.

Not to say this doesn't happen, I'm sure there's an expert in penis-based-small-object-retrieval-from-small-spaces somewhere out there. Meditating. Pondering new ways of fishing cigarrettes out of cleavage with their penis. Not posting here, right now. No. Definitely not, totally implausible.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... OK.....

!!!! Don't Drag ME Into this.... I was Home all Day...

UrbanHybrid Wrote: [ -> ]!!!! Don't Drag ME Into this.... I was Home all Day...

Stop trying to get out of it. Anyways it wasn't you fault either.

TheDarknessArrives Wrote: [ -> ]UrbanHybrid was smoking and when he was done he tried to make a
shot to the trash can, when she passed by and the Cigarrete landed right between
her boobs, then she started screaming. I was trying to help, but there was no water
so i thought of ripping her shirt, but at the same time i ripped her bra with it. Im very sorry. I wasn't trying to rape her.


P.S. The girl is a former member of EP.

I see my name.

UrbanHybrid Wrote: [ -> ]

TheDarknessArrives Wrote: [ -> ]UrbanHybrid was smoking and when he was done he tried to make a
shot to the trash can, when she passed by and the Cigarrete landed right between
her boobs, then she started screaming. I was trying to help, but there was no water
so i thought of ripping her shirt, but at the same time i ripped her bra with it. Im very sorry. I wasn't trying to rape her.


P.S. The girl is a former member of EP.

I see my name.

I know but it doesn't mean that its your fault, its just that you were trowing the Cigarrete when she passed by, so its no ones fault, it was just an accident.

TheDarknessArrives Wrote: [ -> ]UrbanHybrid was smoking and when he was done he tried to make a
shot to the trash can, when she passed by and the Cigarrete landed right between
her boobs, then she started screaming. I was trying to help, but there was no water
so i thought of ripping her shirt, but at the same time i ripped her bra with it. Im very sorry. I wasn't trying to rape her.

Likely story

* This is a school-wide announcement *

TheDarknessArrives has just attempted to rape a girl.
Just thought I'd mention that if anyone was interested.
Feel free to take retaliation measures you feel necessary.
And remember, I have never heard of this incident before, and I definitely did not make this speech, so I cannot be sued by hopeless parents.