10/06/2011, 04:28 PM
As a member of the Student Council a few things have been brought to my attention...
Wee've had a suspicious man known as the "Boogy Man" offer candy to the students at the front gate...
The desks have been violated, burnt, pooped on and blown up...
The books in the library have also been violated, burnt, their contents changed with obscene words and drawings of genitalia resulting in a man losing his penis either by Death Note or gun..
Students in other classes have been sleeping, slacking, teaching and practicing sex ed in class, not to mention playing with fireballs made out of their educational material and wee've also had some cases of students being hung up on the flag pole and basketball hoop, set on fire, being found drunk on gasoline, involved in salt wars, flushed down the toilet and just recently finding 5 male students in the girls changing rooms lying on top of each other unconscious.
So I trust everything is as it should be?
Wee've had a suspicious man known as the "Boogy Man" offer candy to the students at the front gate...
The desks have been violated, burnt, pooped on and blown up...
The books in the library have also been violated, burnt, their contents changed with obscene words and drawings of genitalia resulting in a man losing his penis either by Death Note or gun..
Students in other classes have been sleeping, slacking, teaching and practicing sex ed in class, not to mention playing with fireballs made out of their educational material and wee've also had some cases of students being hung up on the flag pole and basketball hoop, set on fire, being found drunk on gasoline, involved in salt wars, flushed down the toilet and just recently finding 5 male students in the girls changing rooms lying on top of each other unconscious.
So I trust everything is as it should be?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
