Endless Paradigm

hmmmmmmmmmm

* ProperBritish tenses up trying not to be noticed

*Bou-kun arrives drunk to the empty gym and passes out in his birthday suit in the girls shower

* Vacui Natale notices a sound coming from the shower area of the lockeroom

* Vacui Natale goes to check it out

* Vacui Natale shrieks after seeing Bou-kun naked

*Bou-kun hears a loud shriek
*Bou-kun stands up and tries to run for it
*Bou-kun slips on a bar of soap and hits his head
*Bou-kun is unconscious once again

* ProperBritish slinks out of locker thinking it is clear, and immediately trips over flat onto his face.

* ProperBritish is also now unconscious.

* Vacui Natale shrieks even louder

* Vacui Natale thinks

"I would totally get away with vandilism if I just leave now..."

* Vacui Natale slips out of the lockeroom

I wonder what's all the ruckus going on over there, on the other side of this wall...

: O Oh noes the principal lol.

* Vacui Natale peeks over the corner only to find  Principal ZiNgA

Awww, man!  I'm Fucked!