Endless Paradigm

I don't wipe, i just give myself an enima

^ I had to google that to find out what it was.









I learned the hard way...

sitting down because in japan wee have this. i can just sit, press a button and have an unlimited donkey shower.
Source: YouTube

Heartless141 Wrote: [ -> ]sitting down because in japan wee have this. i can just sit, press a button and have an unlimited donkey shower.
Source: YouTube

you have no idea how jelous i am
the toilet is nice but japan is my dream home

standing for the win!

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote: [ -> ]I do it squatting.
You see, neither of the choices are optimal.

Sitting down - things in the way.
Standing up - your donkey cheeks tend to squeeze in the upright position, making it less comfortable to do the job.  Unless you're doing a spready, but then, this requires you to take off your pants completely.

Next time, I shall try doing it lying down.

I Agree... Well about the squatting... not the laying down thing, your on your own on that one

I'm too embarrassed to answer.