05/05/2011, 02:44 PM
So there I was playing my games
I stayed in the jungle for like 20 whole minutes farming my ass off on creeps to emerge from the jungle with my mighty l00tz
I was all like
THAT NIG HAS LOW HP
GET HIM!
then I was like
KA-SHING KA-SHING KAPOW PING PING
KATHUNK
And that nigga was dead
game was like 300+ gold
I was like okay sweet deal
So I moved on across the land when
ANOTHER ONE!
THAT NIG IS LOW! GEET 'IIIIIIM
KA-SHING KA-SHANG
SHANG SHANG shang
SING
And that nig had fallen game was like that guy was unstoppable but you killed him +408 gold
I was like
Okay Sweet Deal
So then I took all my gold and went to shop
and I looked at the shop keeper and I dropped my bag of gold on that niggers head
and he was like FUUUUUUUUUU- I'm Dead
and I was like
I"LLL TAKE EVERYTHING PLOX
so I bought it all and I set out into the jungle once more
So I stumbled across this legendary monster and everyone was like
NOOOOO NOOO U can't kill it
It's all legendary and shit
so I was like
I AM LEGENDARY
n I wuz liek
KASHIIING KASHIIIING KA PANG CLANG CLANG SING SING KAPOW KASHINK
and that nigga was dead
game was like OMFG SO PRO U JUST KILLED A LEGENDARY MOSNTER +25 gold and another +300 to everyone on your team
and team wuz all like
thx bro
n I wuz all
no doubt
So then I took my legendary ass throughout the land walking on bridges mad from the corpses of my enemies
smiting down their buildings in one shot with my mighty blows
finally I over took their kingdom
and I was king of all the land.
Now here I sit, three loses later SUPER
FUCKING
PISSED OFF
BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT
I"M CONSTANTLY
FUCKING
STUCK
WITH
BADS
NOT
FUCKING
SWEET
DEAL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*eyes bleeding*
I stayed in the jungle for like 20 whole minutes farming my ass off on creeps to emerge from the jungle with my mighty l00tz
I was all like
THAT NIG HAS LOW HP
GET HIM!
then I was like
KA-SHING KA-SHING KAPOW PING PING
KATHUNK
And that nigga was dead
game was like 300+ gold
I was like okay sweet deal
So I moved on across the land when
ANOTHER ONE!
THAT NIG IS LOW! GEET 'IIIIIIM
KA-SHING KA-SHANG
SHANG SHANG shang
SING
And that nig had fallen game was like that guy was unstoppable but you killed him +408 gold
I was like
Okay Sweet Deal
So then I took all my gold and went to shop
and I looked at the shop keeper and I dropped my bag of gold on that niggers head
and he was like FUUUUUUUUUU- I'm Dead
and I was like
I"LLL TAKE EVERYTHING PLOX
so I bought it all and I set out into the jungle once more
So I stumbled across this legendary monster and everyone was like
NOOOOO NOOO U can't kill it
It's all legendary and shit
so I was like
I AM LEGENDARY
n I wuz liek
KASHIIING KASHIIIING KA PANG CLANG CLANG SING SING KAPOW KASHINK
and that nigga was dead
game was like OMFG SO PRO U JUST KILLED A LEGENDARY MOSNTER +25 gold and another +300 to everyone on your team
and team wuz all like
thx bro
n I wuz all
no doubt
So then I took my legendary ass throughout the land walking on bridges mad from the corpses of my enemies
smiting down their buildings in one shot with my mighty blows
finally I over took their kingdom
and I was king of all the land.
Now here I sit, three loses later SUPER
FUCKING
PISSED OFF
BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT
I"M CONSTANTLY
FUCKING
STUCK
WITH
BADS
NOT
FUCKING
SWEET
DEAL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*eyes bleeding*
tl:dr
baddies gonna bad