Endless Paradigm

Quote:BREAKING NEWS! Somy have admitted that the reason the FSN (Fridgestation Network) was down was due to an "external intrusion"! As a result, the personal data of Ω users now belongs to the hackers! Somy is still unsure about whether they have your credit card data or not. But here's what they've taken.

    * Your name
    * Your address (city, state, cooridinates, house and zip)
    * Country
    * E-mail address and website address
    * What cake you had for your birthday
    * FSN password and login name

Somy advises users to watch over their accounts, and be aware frauds and security breaches.

Sauce

i think Somy Hacker Attack also get your bacons, hehehe

They cannot know what cake I had for my birthday! Somy better fix this fast.

NO!
THE CAKE I HAD FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS TOP-SECRET INFORMATION
IF THE HACKERS KNOW THIS AND MY FSN,
THEY CAN LAUNCH NUKES
FROM ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD
THAT'S ANYWHERE
TO ANYWHERE
AND IT IS UNDETECTABLE
O LAWDY

Oh it's only the Fridgestation Network.
I thought FSN referred to something else which got taken down for a sec there.
Phew.