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is all i can get from this epic.

Please people, if you're in a class that you hate and decide to do the 2000 word research essay due the next day; you're totally screwed. :/

I don't even know why i signed up for this stupid university level poetry class (That's just a title, it's actually a poo poo course that was made because people have to do first year english here), i feel like making a poem of how much the class makes me want to suicide myself.

That is all. :P

P.S. BEOWUUUULLF!
At least you got a good topic.  I mean, Beowulf is at least interesting.

Back then in yr12, I had to do this huge essay on this long as fuck book... errr... extended-essay (it's like 200-300 pages or something) called "A Room of One's Own", which is pretty much like a feminist's bitching (If Shakespeare had a sister, she wouldn't be able to get anywhere, even though she's as talented as he is, because she'd not be allowed to do as she wants and will be forced to do housework and be married off....  Blah blah blah herp derp).  So as you can guess, I found it completely boring as fuck and it never failed to put me to sleep.

I'd much rather write about some awesome guy with the power of 30 men who kills monsters with his bare fucking hands, and fights dragons, than that poo poo.
Well, i guess there's always something worse; but the fact it being a poem doesn't make it much easier to understand, even when it's a narrative.
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