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By now, you should all be aware of the fact that the MGD is capable of reaching the moon in just 2 hours.  This is a major improvement over NASA's state-of-the-art rocket, which would take over 2 days for the same distance.

Intrigued by Somy's claims, NASA set its engineers to work studying the device.  They came back, "impressed" by the technology that Somy have put into the MGD.  Although NASA claims that it is unlikely to reach Mars, it says that the technology will have a huge impact on all its space exploration operations.

NASA have since scrapped numerous rocket building projects, claiming that the MGD will represent a huge cost saving, as the MGD is significantly cheaper than multi-billion dollar rockets.
At the same time, NASA signed a trillion dollar deal with Somy to use MGD technology in its future projects.


As a result of these actions, thousands of rocket scientists have been made redundant, as the space agency prepares to research into MGD technology.  Both Russia and China space agencies are expected to make similar moves.
Interestingly enough, English professor Wolfbang A Mozert at Oxford University commented that the often used phrase "it's not rocket science" used to emphasise the lack of complexity of a particular study may now develop a new meaning - to refer to a study that won't suddenly be made redundant.
Not to mention it's also capable of proving troll science theories true. Well at least wee know it won't cost as much as a rocket, but then again wee're talking about a product for consumers so it should've been obvious.

So humans still won't set foot on Mars? Damn.
I love how there are the quotes around "impressed". I bet NASA was just humoring them, 'cause Nimtendo already showed them the 4PS, which could fly to Jupiter in 2 hours.
But does the 4PS have infinite battery power?
Sparker Wrote: [ -> ]But does the 4PS have infinite battery power?

no... but i do believe rumors have been going around about it having a perpetual motion engine as it's main power source as well as a flux capacitor to obtain power from the past as a secondary source.... I'm sure somy will want to look into this technology sometime
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