Endless Paradigm

[23:52] <@zinga> i love previews
[23:52] <@zinga> especially those which make u think the show is completely different
[23:52] <@zinga> just grab some unrelated scene
[23:52] <@zinga> play in ultra-slowmo
[23:53] <@zinga> and put some chanting music in the background
[23:53] <@zinga> and stick the words "can he do it?"
[23:53] <@zinga> "the power!"
[23:53] <@zinga> "the strength!"
[23:53] <@zinga> "the energy!"
[23:53] <@zinga> "EATING BREAKFAST"
[23:53] <@zinga> "in cinemas this fall"

<Joomla> I now have a cup full of loogies.
<Bottle> :p
<Bottle> i mean :o
<Bottle> what you gonna do with them?
<trademark91> DRINK THEM
<trademark91> i had a 2 liter of semen once
<Joomla>
<Joomla> why?
<trademark91> true story
<Bottle> :X
<Bottle> you drink it?
<Joomla> "This is my bottle of thick sea water!"
<Bottle> lost a bet?
<trademark91> yeah bottle
<trademark91> why would i drink it?
<trademark91> lol @ thick sea water
<trademark91> no i didnt have anything to fap into
<trademark91> so i grabbed a 2 liter
<trademark91> and i just kept it under my bed for like a year
<trademark91> and eventually it filled up
<Joomla> When in doubt, use a sock.
<trademark91> no
<Bottle> oh wow
<trademark91> when in doubt
<Joomla> HAS BACHELOR FROG TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
<trademark91> use a 2 liter
<trademark91> because then you can have a 2 liter of semen
<Joomla> for what purpose?
<Bottle> jokes
<Bottle> MEAN JOKES
<trademark91> i sneaked it into my little brother's cereal every day for a month and a half
<Bottle> What
<Joomla> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<trademark91> yeah he did something that made me really mad
<Joomla> You sir are an honorary asshat.
<trademark91> the moral of the story goes: don't piss off a guy with a 2 liter of semen

Joomla12 Wrote: [ -> ]<trademark91> i sneaked it into my little brother's cereal every day for a month and a half
<Bottle> What
<Joomla> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<trademark91> yeah he did something that made me really mad
<Joomla> You sir are an honorary asshat.
<trademark91> the moral of the story goes: don't piss off a guy with a 2 liter of semen

wow. Just wow.

im laughing but at the same time im disgusted.

why did this make its way onto the internet????????

oh wow.

:O
Well, it's useless unless it's used, right?

I lol'd so hard at that..

Joomla12 Wrote: [ -> ]<Joomla> I now have a cup full of loogies.
<Bottle> :p
<Bottle> i mean :o
<Bottle> what you gonna do with them?
<trademark91> DRINK THEM
<trademark91> i had a 2 liter of semen once
<Joomla>
<Joomla> why?
<trademark91> true story
<Bottle> :X
<Bottle> you drink it?
<Joomla> "This is my bottle of thick sea water!"
<Bottle> lost a bet?
<trademark91> yeah bottle
<trademark91> why would i drink it?
<trademark91> lol @ thick sea water
<trademark91> no i didnt have anything to fap into
<trademark91> so i grabbed a 2 liter
<trademark91> and i just kept it under my bed for like a year
<trademark91> and eventually it filled up
<Joomla> When in doubt, use a sock.
<trademark91> no
<Bottle> oh wow
<trademark91> when in doubt
<Joomla> HAS BACHELOR FROG TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
<trademark91> use a 2 liter
<trademark91> because then you can have a 2 liter of semen
<Joomla> for what purpose?
<Bottle> jokes
<Bottle> MEAN JOKES
<trademark91> i sneaked it into my little brother's cereal every day for a month and a half
<Bottle> What
<Joomla> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<trademark91> yeah he did something that made me really mad
<Joomla> You sir are an honorary asshat.
<trademark91> the moral of the story goes: don't piss off a guy with a 2 liter of semen

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Oh yeah, Trademark's trolling all of you good.

[20:04] <@trademark91> joomla, you like bluegrass?
[20:04] <@Joomla> Lol yes
[20:04] <@trademark91> FUCK YEAH
[20:05] <@ProperBritish> but grass is green

I lol'd.