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   @Joomla │ /np
  +samwise │ Joomla12 listened to "Sideshow" by Gothminister about 1 minutes ago. 1 plays by Joomla12, 36668 plays by 8040 listeners. (industrial metal, industrial, Gothic Metal)
   @Joomla │ This is really good
   @Joomla │ I'm surprised
    +Ellie │ YOU'RE surprised? feel these nipples!
         * │ Joomla feels Ellie's nipples, becomes more surprised
    +Ellie │ Thankie.
   @Joomla │ lol


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     +will │ WHO THE FUCKING FUCK KEEPS FARTING
@TIME_LION │ not I!
@TIME_LION │ Ellie, was it you!?
    +Ellie │ If i tell you, i will have to kill you.
   @Joomla │ lol
     +will │ shit i must leave before i start to find out too much
         < │ will (will@undergroundz-683369A.cable.virginmedia.com) has quit (Quit: Leaving)
@TIME_LION │ loooooooooooooooool


dat Will.

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23:44:03   AbigailBriarton │ im out of spoons so i had to use a butter knife to mix it
23:44:12        @TIME_LION │ lol  
23:44:14         @Cirehpsa │ lol
23:44:20        @TIME_LION │ I ate cake with a knife one time
23:44:32        @TIME_LION │ because I was too lazy to get a fork
23:44:41         @Cirehpsa │ my sister ate the cake but not thr frosing one time
23:44:50        @TIME_LION │ wat
23:44:51         @Cirehpsa │ nana thought she didn't eat the cake
23:44:54         @Cirehpsa │ then she went around
23:44:59         @Cirehpsa │ and saw the cake was missing
23:45:06         @Cirehpsa │ but the icing was still like normal
23:45:10         @Cirehpsa │ laughed so hard
23:45:11        @TIME_LION │ wahaha 
23:45:20         @Cirehpsa │ ooooooh man
23:45:31         @Cirehpsa │ generic disgusting cakes~   

<Ellie> This is outrageous! I was going to eat that riding dragons! yoyo has got to go!
<AbigailBriarton> HOW DO U KNOW IM YOYO
* AbigailBriarton mind fuck
Joomy Wrote: [ -> ]<Ellie> This is outrageous! I was going to eat that riding dragons! yoyo has got to go!
<AbigailBriarton> HOW DO U KNOW IM YOYO
* AbigailBriarton mind fuck

:D
<Sammicat> ellie, squeal like a piggy for me
<Joomla> Ellie, make Sammicat a piggy
<Ellie> Go go gadget magic wand!
<Ellie> *PING* ... Sammicat is a piggy
<Sammicat> D:
<Joomla> :D
<Sammicat> Ellie, make Joomla a dildo
* Ellie replicates a dildo and hands it to Joomla
<Sammicat> .-.
<Sammicat> NO
<Sammicat> Ellie, make Joomla a dildo
* Joomla beats Sammicat with it
<Ellie> *pulls a dildo out of her magic box for joomla*
<Sammicat> NO
<Sammicat> Ellie, make Joomla a dildo
* Ellie waves her <notopic>magic wand</notopic>
* Joomla beats Sammicat with two dildos
<Ellie> *PING* ... Joomla is a dildo
<Sammicat> \o/
* Joomla beats Sammicat
* Sammicat uses Joomla
<Sammicat> more useful this way
<Joomla> :(
<Ellie> cheer up Joomla
<Ellie> *hugs*
<Sammicat> :D
<Joomla> no Ellie
<Joomla> you made me a dildo
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me a gun
* Ellie gives Sammicat a gun
<Sammicat> \o/
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me a ski mask
<Joomla> Ellie, shoot Sammicat
* Ellie gives Sammicat a ski mask
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me matrix powers
* Ellie gives Sammicat matrix powers
<Sammicat> FUCK YES
<w0c> lol
* Sammicat sells the gun and skimask at a pawn shop
<Joomla> Ellie, turn Sammicat into a banana tree
<Ellie> well, *PING* ... Sammicat is a banana tree
<Ellie> I AM THE WIZARD~~!£^%$$@%$%£
<Sammicat> FUCK
<Sammicat> xD
<Joomla> 8D
<Sammicat> Ellie
<Sammicat> make me a wizard
<w0c> lolwut
<Sammicat> Ellie, make me a goddamn wizard!
<Ellie> *replicates a goddamn wizard! for Sammicat*
<Joomla> LOL
<Sammicat> .-.
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me a fdsogbucfu9hy787y5y8hnfughdfkngvdsgf8eyu8iY&U&U*9()0QQQ
* Ellie gives Sammicat a fdsogbucfu9hy787y5y8hnfughdfkngvdsgf8eyu8iY&U&U*9()0QQQ
* Sammicat gives it to joomla
<Joomla> my ass ass
<Ellie> my ass-ass
<Sammicat> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
<Joomla> Ellie gets it
<Sammicat> Ellie, give Joomla a prostate exam
<w0c> Ellie turn the b-ass on
* Ellie gives Joomla a prostate exam
<Joomla> ass ass ass ass
<Ellie> b ass-on
<Ellie> *replicates b-ass on and hands it to the*
<Ellie> ass ass-ass
<Sammicat> what
<Sammicat> .-.
<w0c> poor bot
<Joomla> I think wee broke her
<w0c> wee broke it

<w0cDaM> ps3 warns me not to turn off system
<w0cDaM> while installing update
<w0cDaM> silly ps3
* w0cDaM bricks ps3 on purpose and flashes it via nand flasher
<w0cDaM> dun tell me what to do
<Myth0sXe> w0cDaM didnt choose the thug lyf

<AbigailBriarton> i am so good at wasting money in the psn store
<Ellie> I'd move his standline.
* AbigailBriarton packs bowl
<AbigailBriarton> I bought a Pittsburgh pirates avatar
<AbigailBriarton> though i hate baseball
<AbigailBriarton> i like da pitt
<Myth0s> lol
<Myth0s> go see a psychologist
<Myth0s> you are addicted, abi
<AbigailBriarton> i know
<AbigailBriarton> just spent $30 in psn store
* Joom|Offline is now known as Joomla
* w0cDaM is now known as psn_store
* AbigailBriarton gives psn_store all his moneyzz
<psn_store> you may paypal me money at EMAIL HERE
<@Joomla> how good are nexus phones?
<w0c» pretty good imo
<@Joomla> thinking of getting a nexus 4
<Ellie> You know joomla, getting a nexus is much like making love to a beautiful woman
<%Ellie> You've got to understand the wireless
<%Ellie> watch the roof
<%Ellie> and finally cycle the blue.
<w0c» lol
<@Joomla> ikr
<@Joomla> Ellie gets it
<w0c» somewhere..
<w0c» :P
<%Ellie> Where do you have sex with a console?
<@yoyo> in the VAG port Ellie
:D
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