Endless Paradigm

I have creaTed a Protopipe smoking device. now it is of my own invention, and i SERIOUSLY think i should have it patented, and possibly sold (i am not 18 yet =( ), so i am going to share my wonders with you guys since i HAVE to tell some one...

Heres a list of features:

4" in length.

fits around a half gram, give or take.

Completely cleanable.

100% metal.

Inner "air pockets" so the smoke is forced thru a longer surface area, witch in theory should cool the smoke down for a less harsher hit.

An Ejector button, to push your smokables out of the bowl after they have ben cashed.


Also when u smoke pipes usualy when u cash it, it some times get in your mouth... with this pipe, that will NEVER happen.

and then those of us over 18 will 'borrow' your idea, patent it and make a fortune

but first you need the blueprints. now you can come with your own version, but it will never be sleek as mine and with the same exact innards that i am going to patent. hehe

Cowper Wrote: [ -> ]but first you need the blueprints. now you can come with your own version, but it will never be sleek as mine and with the same exact innards that i am going to patent. hehe

chuck norris could do it

Wait, have you actually made it??

Method Wrote: [ -> ]Wait, have you actually made it??

Yes. now the idea isn't FULLY elaborated, but with the few random supplies i have, i made the Protopipe. now it shall be named accordingly when i have the right supplies to fix upon any flaws it may bring while smoking it now in early stages.


here is the photo

looks like a hollowed out pen

Yes it does.

Well. now it WAS patially a pen, but it has custom miniature parts on the inside that makes it More then just a hollowed out pen.

bet it's just a bit of grating or something