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You know who i voted for lol.
A toucan ninja pirate.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote: [ -> ]
Cowper Wrote: [ -> ]i go with "TOUCAN!!!1111"  they can just fly the fcuk away from the fight
and if they don't, they can just die the fcuk away from the fight

Good point.

Quote:Know that a Toucan can use its beak to catch shurikens and use them to swiftly take out any pirates in sight.
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:Know that a Toucan can use its beak to catch shurikens and use them to swiftly take out any pirates in sight.
Although they theoretically can, in practice, the influence of pirated alcohol makes this difficult.
Any such attempt at catching shurikens is usually more comical than amazing.
I wouldve said pirate before the pirates of caribbean came out. But now im a ninja.
Huh. Flawless defence versus unstoppable attack.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

I'm going to pick Ninja, a pirate will drink at some point, and when that happens, ninja can strike and poison his spoon; poison it good.
Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]Huh. Flawless defence versus unstoppable attack.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

I'm going to pick Ninja, a pirate will drink at some point, and when that happens, ninja can strike and poison his spoon; poison it good.

Pirates don't eat chocolate >_>
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]
Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]Huh. Flawless defence versus unstoppable attack.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

I'm going to pick Ninja, a pirate will drink at some point, and when that happens, ninja can strike and poison his spoon; poison it good.

Pirates don't eat chocolate >_>

D:

How do you know!?
pirate all the way. plus, how are ninjas going to get on the boat that the pirates are on?

the pirates would blow up the ninja boat waaaay before that.

plus, i have to vote for myself :P
If a Pirate saw a Ninja he'd just think he was way too drunk (delusional). I said IF, Ninjas have sleeping robes as well.
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