Endless Paradigm

I always fail to understand the intuition behind these "eXx1l3d games" - I mean, seriously, the above poster is NOT eXx1l3d (99% of the time, that is), so why is there this stupid fantasy of the posters wishing their predecessors to be eXx1l3d?

Here, wee act more rationally and sensibly.  You must state why the above poster is NOT eXx1l3d.
I may also use information gathered from this thread to review my banning policy

^ Not eXx1l3d for being Ekusoshisuto's Slave

Not banning for being my onii-chan

Little kids are eXx1l3d from everything, but above is excused for having mahou.

Not eXx1l3d for starting an unusual forum game which is a manipulation of an already existing one on over 9000 other forums.

^ For being a Magical Guardian of the Void

Not eXx1l3d for being from Swansea

not eXx1l3d because of you are all not eXx1l3d

not eXx1l3d because my mind wasn't destructed

not eXx1l3d because of him: