Endless Paradigm

Quote:It's totally boring, and, to make things worse, you can't fap to relieve boredom

LIES!

I fapped at school and it totally relieved my boredom.  What nonsense is this?
So, I was in class and the goddamn bitch of a teacher is like, "blah blah blah blah" and I was like "fcking shuddup woman" and she was like "blah blah blah blah", so I was so bored of it an like, started fapping and that.
Everyone looked at me an the girl next door was like wow and the teacher finally stopped blahing but started squealing and sht.  Damn good way to kill the boredom if u ask me, so anyway sum dudes came and told me to stop fapping and I was like, "noway dude, this is fcking awesome" and they started dragging me away an I was still fapping and I managed to get the bitch teacher with some white sht.
Anyway, they dumped me outside on the side of the road and left me so I just kept fapping liek I do wen I'm not in school.

Man, fapping @ school fcking rocks!

Hahaha rofl :d

lmao wow :P

fabbing,. you r were fabbing,. i fab all day,. fabbing is good!

keep the fabbing dude!

Oh God, what?

I got caught fapping once, it was to a national geographic magazine.... I have no idea who was more embarrassed, me or my doctor...

In all seriousness... a (somewhat mentally challenged) guy once got caught at our school, touching himself inappropriately in the classroom.

So, were you trying to aim for the teacher, or did you lose control?

been there done that zinga

i feel you