Endless Paradigm

There's too much srs bsns going on around here, and not enough un-srs bsns.

WEE MUST REMEDY THIS SITUATION.

UN-SRS BSNS COMMENCE!

Wee need an unpopular poll. Lower votes = cooler person. o, either you get the most attention or you are the coolest person. It is a win-win!

HE SAID COMMENCE I LIKE THAT WORD

Hellgiver Wrote: [ -> ]Wee need an unpopular poll. Lower votes = cooler person. o, either you get the most attention or you are the coolest person. It is a win-win!

THEN I WIN. HAHAAAAA.

HOW DO I NOT BE CEREAL
I CAN'T TRY AND BE CEREAL ABOUT NOT BEING CEREAL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS
I MEAN, IF I TRY TO BE UN-CEREAL, THEN I'M BEING CEREAL ABOUT UN-CERAL-NESS. BUT IF I DON'T TRY, I CANNOT UN-CEREAL
THEN I AM CAUGHT IN A CONFLICTING STORM OF CEREAL. AND PERHAPS SOME MILK, AND IF I FEEL REALLY ADVENTUROUS, SOME CANNED FRUIT.
BUT THE BEST BREAKFAST IS TOEST, ESPECIALLY WITH CHEESE
SLIECED CHEESE TOEST IS BEST TOEST
BUT TOEST IS NOTHING - I REPEAT, NOTHING COMPARED TO TOESTED OETMEELS
TOASTED OETMEELS IS SO GOOD, IT IS BEST CEREAL OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS
WAIT
YOU SAID "SERIOUS", NOT "CEREAL"?

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I AM CONFUS

EDIT: POPCORN IS FINE TOO, I SUPPOSE.

Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]HOW DO I NOT BE CEREAL
I CAN'T TRY AND BE CEREAL ABOUT NOT BEING CEREAL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS
I MEAN, IF I TRY TO BE UN-CEREAL, THEN I'M BEING CEREAL ABOUT UN-CERAL-NESS. BUT IF I DON'T TRY, I CANNOT UN-CEREAL
THEN I AM CAUGHT IN A CONFLICTING STORM OF CEREAL. AND PERHAPS SOME MILK, AND IF I FEEL REALLY ADVENTUROUS, SOME CANNED FRUIT.
BUT THE BEST BREAKFAST IS TOEST, ESPECIALLY WITH CHEESE
SLIECED CHEESE TOEST IS BEST TOEST
BUT TOEST IS NOTHING - I REPEAT, NOTHING COMPARED TO TOESTED OETMEELS
TOASTED OETMEELS IS SO GOOD, IT IS BEST CEREAL OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS
WAIT
YOU SAID "SERIOUS", NOT "CEREAL"?

...
I AM CONFUS

EDIT: POPCORN IS FINE TOO, I SUPPOSE.

THIS MAN HAS THE RIGHT IDEA. <3