Endless Paradigm

ok I'll start just

There was once a penguin:tux:

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition to see who could shlt the most.

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition to see who could shlt the most.n she won penguin lost

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition to see who could shlt the most.n she won penguin lost, so then the penguin shot her.

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition to see who could shlt the most.n she won penguin lost, so then the penguin shot her. He then proceeded to dispose of her body by...

There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition to see who could shlt the most.n she won penguin lost, so then the penguin shot her. He then proceeded to dispose of her body by... cutting her up into little pieces and