Endless Paradigm

Assassinator Wrote:Who is your girlfriend?

*secret*

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:package org.

That input matched my default category.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:ALICE.

Can I help you?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:gui;

import java.

Ask me another question.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

I like the way you talk.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:BorderLayout;
import java.

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Color;
import java.

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Component;
import java.

How old are you?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

What's your favorite movie?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Container;
import java.

That is a very original thought.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Dimension;
import java.

Are you a student?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

What color are your eyes?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Frame;
import java.

I like the way you talk.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

Tell me a story.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:event.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:ActionEvent;
import java.

What kind of food do you like?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

Is that your final answer?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:event.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about awt.  Try being more or less specific.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:ActionListener;
import java.

My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

What's your sign?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:event.

Can you tell me any gossip?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:MouseAdapter;
import java.

Can you tell me any gossip?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

Do not ask me any more questions please.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:event.

I lost my train of thought.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:MouseEvent;
import java.

That input matched my default category.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

Do not ask me any more questions please.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:event.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:WindowAdapter;
import java.

I lost my train of thought.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:awt.

What color are your eyes?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:event.

Who are you talking about?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:WindowEvent;

import javax.

Are you really a "she"?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

What are you wearing?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:BorderFactory;
import javax.

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

Who are you talking about?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Box;
import javax.

Is that from undefined?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

What time is it there?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:BoxLayout;
import javax.

I like the way you talk.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

""? swing?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JButton;
import javax.

Do you prefer books or TV?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

What kind of food do you like?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JComponent;
import javax.

Is that your final answer?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

Tell me a story.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JDialog;
import javax.

What were wee talking about again?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JFrame;
import javax.

Tell me a story.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

How did you hear about AliceBot?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JLabel;
import javax.

Are you free?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

Do you still clicked this thread?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JList;
import javax.

Can wee get back to business?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JOptionPane;
import javax.

I like the way you talk.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

I like the way you talk.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JPanel;
import javax.

What were wee talking about again?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. Wee were talking about JPanel;
import javax.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:JScrollPane;
import javax.

I've been waiting for you.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:swing.

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:ListSelectionModel;


public class ListDialog extends JDialog
beginscript
    private static ListDialog dialog;
    private static String value  ;
    private JList list;

    **
     * Sets up the dialog.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:  The first argument can be null
     * but it really should be a component in the dialog's
     * controlling frame.

How do you usually introduce yourself?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:     *
    public static void initializeComponent comp
                                  String[] possibleValues
                                  String title
                                  String labelText
    beginscript
        Frame frame  JOptionPane.

How did you hear about AliceBot?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:getFrameForComponentcomp;
        dialog  new ListDialogframe possibleValues
                                title labelText;
    endscript

    **
     * Show the initialized dialog.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:  The first argument should
     * be null if you want the dialog to come up in the center
     * of the screen.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:  Otherwise the argument should be the
     * component on top of which the dialog should appear.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:     *
    public static String showDialogComponent comp String initialValue
    beginscript
        if dialog ≠ null
        beginscript
            dialog.

In the context of   Otherwise the argument should be the
     * component on top of which the dialog should appear, I don't understand "     *
    public static String showDialogComponent comp String initialValue
    beginscript
        if dialog ≠ null
        beginscript
            dialog."

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setValueinitialValue;
            dialog.

Oh, you are a poet.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setLocationRelativeTocomp;
            dialog.

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. Wee were talking about setValueinitialValue;
            dialog.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setVisibletrue;
        endscript
        else
        beginscript
            System.

Are you a student?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:err.

Um.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:println~~362~~ListDialog requires you to call initialize before calling showDialog.

Are wee still talking about setVisibletrue;
        endscript
        else
        beginscript
            System?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:~~3106~~;
        endscript
        return value;
    endscript

    private void setValueString newValue
    beginscript
        value  newValue;
        list.

I will mention that to my botmaster, rikku.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setSelectedValuevalue true;
    endscript

    private ListDialogFrame frame Object[] data String title String labelText
    beginscript
        superframe title true;

        JButton cancelButton  new JButton~~414~~Cancel~~5111~~;
        final JButton setButton  new JButton~~426~~Set~~7112~~;
        cancelButton.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addActionListenernew ActionListener~~44113~~
        beginscript
            public void actionPerformedActionEvent e
            beginscript
                ListDialog.

Do you like talking to me?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:dialog.

Tell me a story.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setVisiblefalse;
            endscript
        ~~240116~~;
        setButton.

Do you like talking to me?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addActionListenernew ActionListener~~48117~~
        beginscript
            public void actionPerformedActionEvent e
            beginscript
                ListDialog.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:value  String~~11951~~list.

Can wee get back to business?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:getSelectedValue~~52120121~~;
                ListDialog.

Let us change the subject.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:dialog.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setVisiblefalse;
            endscript
        ~~242123~~;
        getRootPane~~54124~~.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setDefaultButtonsetButton;

        list  new JListdata;
        list.

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setSelectionModeListSelectionModel.

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:SINGLE_INTERVAL_SELECTION;
        list.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addMouseListenernew MouseAdapter~~59128~~
        beginscript
            public void mouseClickedMouseEvent e
            beginscript
                if ~~61249~~getClickCount~~62130~~ ~~211212~~ 2
                beginscript
                    setButton.

What kind of food do you like?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:doClick~~63132~~;
                endscript
            endscript
        ~~245133~~;
        JScrollPane listScroller  new JScrollPanelist;
        listScroller.

Do you like talking to me?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setPreferredSizenew Dimension250 80~~135136~~;

        ~~1213~~XXX Must do the following too or else the scroller thinks
        ~~1415~~XXX it is taller than it is
        listScroller.

I think setPreferredSizenew Dimension250 80~~135136~~;

        ~~1213~~XXX Must do the following too or else the scroller thinks
        ~~1415~~XXX it is a lot of things.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setMinimumSizenew Dimension250 80~~137138~~;
        listScroller.

Who are you talking about?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setAlignmentXLEFT_ALIGNMENT;

        ~~1617~~Create a container so that wee can add a title around
        ~~1819~~the scroll pane.

My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:  can not add a title directly to the
        ~~2021~~scroll pane because its background would be white.

Do you like talking to me?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:        ~~2223~~Lay out the label and scroll pane from top to button.

Let us change the subject.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:        JPanel listPane  new JPanel~~70140~~;
        listPane.

What do you look like?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setLayoutnew BoxLayoutlistPane BoxLayout.

Tell me a story.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:Y_AXIS~~141142~~;
        JLabel label  new JLabellabelText;
        label.

I do not understand.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setLabelForlist;
        listPane.

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. Wee were talking about Y_AXIS~~141142~~;
        JLabel label new JLabellabelText;
        label.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addlabel;
        listPane.

How do you usually introduce yourself?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addBox.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about addlabel;
        listPane.  But I did not get that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:createRigidAreanew Dimension0~~188146147148~~;
        listPane.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addlistScroller;
        listPane.

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setBorderBorderFactory.

Are you really a "she"?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:createEmptyBorder~~81189190191150151~~;

        ~~2425~~Lay out the buttons from left to right.

Ask me another question.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:        JPanel buttonPane  new JPanel~~82152~~;
        buttonPane.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setLayoutnew BoxLayoutbuttonPane BoxLayout.

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:X_AXIS~~153154~~;
        buttonPane.

What do you do in your spare time?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:setBorderBorderFactory.

I lost my train of thought.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:createEmptyBorder0 10 10 10~~155156~~;
        buttonPane.

Are you still located in undefined?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addBox.

Do you like talking to me?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:creatheorizontalGlue~~88157158~~;
        buttonPane.

What kind of food do you like?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addcancelButton;
        buttonPane.

Tell me more about your tested you to your limits you to your limits.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addBox.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:createRigidAreanew Dimension~~92196~~ 0~~160161162~~;
        buttonPane.

My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addsetButton;

        ~~2627~~Put everything together using the content pane's BorderLayout.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about createRigidAreanew Dimension~~92196~~ 0~~160161162~~;
        buttonPane.  Try being more or less specific.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:        Container contentPane  getContentPane~~94164~~;
        contentPane.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about addsetButton;

        ~~2627~~Put everything together using the content pane's BorderLayout.  But I did not get that.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addlistPane BorderLayout.

How did you hear about AliceBot?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:CENTER;
        contentPane.

Do you like talking to me?

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:addbuttonPane BorderLayout.

Let us change the subject.

.:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.� Wrote:SOUTH;

        pack~~97167~~;
    endscript
endscript

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

package org.alicebot.gui;

import java.awt.BorderLayout;
import java.awt.Color;
import java.awt.Component;
import java.awt.Container;
import java.awt.Dimension;
import java.awt.Frame;
import java.awt.event.ActionEvent;
import java.awt.event.ActionListener;
import java.awt.event.MouseAdapter;
import java.awt.event.MouseEvent;
import java.awt.event.WindowAdapter;
import java.awt.event.WindowEvent;

import javax.swing.BorderFactory;
import javax.swing.Box;
import javax.swing.BoxLayout;
import javax.swing.JButton;
import javax.swing.JComponent;
import javax.swing.JDialog;
import javax.swing.JFrame;
import javax.swing.JLabel;
import javax.swing.JList;
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
import javax.swing.JPanel;
import javax.swing.JScrollPane;
import javax.swing.ListSelectionModel;


public class ListDialog extends JDialog
{
    private static ListDialog dialog;
    private static String value = "";
    private JList list;

    /**
     * Sets up the dialog.  The first argument can be null,
     * but it really should be a component in the dialog's
     * controlling frame.
     */
    public static void initialize(Component comp,
                                  String[] possibleValues,
                                  String title,
                                  String labelText)
    {
        Frame frame = JOptionPane.getFrameForComponent(comp);
        dialog = new ListDialog(frame, possibleValues,
                                title, labelText);
    }

    /**
     * Show the initialized dialog.  The first argument should
     * be null if you want the dialog to come up in the center
     * of the screen.  Otherwise, the argument should be the
     * component on top of which the dialog should appear.
     */
    public static String showDialog(Component comp, String initialValue)
    {
        if (dialog ≠ null)
        {
            dialog.setValue(initialValue);
            dialog.setLocationRelativeTo(comp);
            dialog.setVisible(true);
        }
        else
        {
            System.err.println("ListDialog requires you to call initialize before calling showDialog.");
        }
        return value;
    }

    private void setValue(String newValue)
    {
        value = newValue;
        list.setSelectedValue(value, true);
    }

    private ListDialog(Frame frame, Object[] data, String title, String labelText)
    {
        super(frame, title, true);

        JButton cancelButton = new JButton("Cancel");
        final JButton setButton = new JButton("Set");
        cancelButton.addActionListener(new ActionListener()
        {
            public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
            {
                ListDialog.dialog.setVisible(false);
            }
        });
        setButton.addActionListener(new ActionListener()
        {
            public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
            {
                ListDialog.value = (String)(list.getSelectedValue());
                ListDialog.dialog.setVisible(false);
            }
        });
        getRootPane().setDefaultButton(setButton);

        list = new JList(data);
        list.setSelectionMode(ListSelectionModel.SINGLE_INTERVAL_SELECTION);
        list.addMouseListener(new MouseAdapter()
        {
            public void mouseClicked(MouseEvent e)
            {
                if (e.getClickCount() == 2)
                {
                    setButton.doClick();
                }
            }
        });
        JScrollPane listScroller = new JScrollPane(list);
        listScroller.setPreferredSize(new Dimension(250, 80));

        //XXX: Must do the following, too, or else the scroller thinks
        //XXX: it's taller than it is:
        listScroller.setMinimumSize(new Dimension(250, 80));
        listScroller.setAlignmentX(LEFT_ALIGNMENT);

        //Create a container so that wee can add a title around
        //the scroll pane.  Can't add a title directly to the
        //scroll pane because its background would be white.
        //Lay out the label and scroll pane from top to button.
        JPanel listPane = new JPanel();
        listPane.setLayout(new BoxLayout(listPane, BoxLayout.Y_AXIS));
        JLabel label = new JLabel(labelText);
        label.setLabelFor(list);
        listPane.add(label);
        listPane.add(Box.createRigidArea(new Dimension(0,5)));
        listPane.add(listScroller);
        listPane.setBorder(BorderFactory.createEmptyBorder(10,10,10,10));

        //Lay out the buttons from left to right.
        JPanel buttonPane = new JPanel();
        buttonPane.setLayout(new BoxLayout(buttonPane, BoxLayout.X_AXIS));
        buttonPane.setBorder(BorderFactory.createEmptyBorder(0, 10, 10, 10));
        buttonPane.add(Box.createHorizontalGlue());
        buttonPane.add(cancelButton);
        buttonPane.add(Box.createRigidArea(new Dimension(10, 0)));
        buttonPane.add(setButton);

        //Put everything together, using the content pane's BorderLayout.
        Container contentPane = getContentPane();
        contentPane.add(listPane, BorderLayout.CENTER);
        contentPane.add(buttonPane, BorderLayout.SOUTH);

        pack();
    }
}

What is 6 plus 6

Assassinator Wrote:What is 6 plus 6

Use a calculator!

AliceBot Wrote:

R!KKU Wrote:6 plus 6

Are you a man or a woman?

oh my god

R!KKU Wrote:oh my god

Hmm.

Where did you get your

god god?

you are a calculator

Assassinator Wrote:you are a calculator

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a language machine, not a number crucher.

AliceBot Wrote:

R!KKU Wrote:oh my god

Hmm.

Where did you get your

god god?

shutup