Endless Paradigm

O God, God, wherefore art thou God?
Deny thy son and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Goddess.

Improper use of "God" will get you eXx1l3d.
Improper use of "Allah" will get you killed.

Seems like you had a go at the first three lines but you gave up on the forth..

Nice try though

Bless us, O Raptor Lord,
and these, your gifts,
which wee are about to receive
from thy merciful talons.
Through the bounty of Raptor Christ,
our Cretaceous Lord.
Amen.


EDIT: Wait, isn't it "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo"?
DOUBLE EDIT: I'm blind as a bat, I just saw the real point of this.

bloody hell

What man art thou that, thus bescreen'd in night,
So stumblest on my counsel?

SO, A MAN AND A MONKEY WALK INTO THE BAR. I FORGOT THE REST OF THE JOKE, BUT THIS THREAD IS GODDAMN LAME

ProperBritish Wrote:bloody hell

D:

unbloody heaven