Endless Paradigm

Quote:As a gentleman with substantial balls, I needed to do something about the embarrassment of ball scratching. When you're packing a jumble of meat and two veg, finding accommodating underwear is enough of a hassle without the stresses of finding an appropriate place to undo your belt and fumble around when it all needs straightening out! I purchased the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher in the hope that my junk-mending ways would finally be at an end. While the cool smooth metal certainly provides good scratching relief, don't underestimate the advantage of a cool metal implement for that all-important heat dissipation. It can't get rid of the effects of an already sweaty and vinegary sack, but it's excellent nonetheless and fertility doctors will be queuing up to endorse this fine product.

Joomla12 Wrote:* Joomla12 just bought 3.

Quote:PS. Following a rather unfortunate incident at a party, I would advise against leaving it in the kitchen after use (especially on a sweltering summer's day). It would have taken a braver man than myself to disabuse thirty-or-so guests of the notion that they had been using a rather trendy 'cocktail stirrer'.

reviewer Wrote:I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell 'What an unkept willy!' I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman's Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell 'What a fantastic willy!' and all my friends think I'm really cool.

diego Wrote:OMG I WANT THIS!

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reviewer Wrote:I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell 'What an unkept willy!' I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman's Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell 'What a fantastic willy!' and all my friends think I'm really cool.