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Funnybutrandom Wrote:oh oh oh oh, I've got it, what has been seen can not be unseen, without a small statue to the head

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Funnybutrandom Wrote:oh oh oh oh, I've got it, what has been seen can not be unseen, without a small statue to the head

Give it time...
Joomla12 Wrote:
Funnybutrandom Wrote:oh oh oh oh, I've got it, what has been seen can not be unseen, without a small statue to the head

Give it time...

i do believe that is what he said
Also read this on Sankaku first (lol @ EP readership).

All I have to say: lolwut? did it just click into his head that he had to kill her or else? did his door not have a lock?
Huh. A masturbating asphyxyiophile murders his mum when she catches him in the middle of the act. Here's my take on things:

1) The mother should have knocked first
2) The son should have been doing it out of immediate sight
3) The door should have been locked

oh, and:

4) Statues should be kept away from this person when he's rubbing one off

In the interests of prevention of similar crimes and embarrassment:

5) Don't get into asphyxiophilia. Not Even Once.
6) Only have fun with Mr. Right/Left when nobody else is at home or something.


That's about it, I'm still lol'ing at the article.
♫♪ you do it at night and not in broad daylight ♪♫
It's Palmela Handerson. -.-
Major wat...
ProperBritish Wrote:i saw this a couple days ago on Sankaku Complex

major double you tee eff

i think i should burn you with lava.
Senseito7 Wrote:Also read this on Sankaku first (lol @ EP readership).
i also need to burn you.
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