29/10/2009, 08:02 PM
29/10/2009, 08:06 PM
What? A pox on thee!
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04/11/2009, 08:09 PM
I posted this in another thread. I thought it would be relevant here as well
yammata684 Wrote:It's ok everybody - I have a plan
IT WILL BE EPIC, GLORIOUS, LARGE
New laws that state:
All internet users must spend at least 12 hours a day seeding Zing Burg
Zing Burg will be given away with the purchase of Ketchup on flash drives
If you are caught stealing Zing Burg or even worse: selling it you will be stoned to death by midgets
You must be age 12-16 or 40+ (excluding 87 year olds) to view Zing Burg.
Wal-Mart is not allowed to sell Zing Burg
All billboards must have Zing Burg on it
All people must pledge allegance to their country, Chuck Norris, and then Zing Burg
You must not be living in Alabama when viewing Zing Burg
Please don't view Zing Burg in front of kids
BitTorrent must be renamed BitZinga
All use of the word Torrent is eXx1l3d Zing Burg will replace it
November 4th is now Zing Burg Day
IF YOUR ZING BURG LASTS FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS PLEASE CALL A DOCTOR OR PM ZINGA BURGA
Happy Zing Burg Day everybody
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05/11/2009, 02:43 AM
I lol'd