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Not sure how many of you are familiar with this joyous holiday, so i thought i would share it with you. Every year during the month of September wee must sit down and take a good look at our surroundings. Picture your front door, Would it survive the assault of a velociraptor?  Let's say you are walking down the block going to your favorite hershey kisses shop, do you know how to escape a pack of velociraptors? Visit the official site and learn how you can prepare yourself for next year.  

http://www.velociraptors.info/

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...Its October Facepalm
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Demix. Wrote:Visit the official site and learn how you can prepare yourself for next year.  
Demix. Wrote:
Mickey Wrote:...Its October Facepalm
Demix. Wrote:Visit the official site and learn how you can prepare yourself for next year.  
Ahaa
my god, all this time and i never knew such a threat to my personal health and safety existed! You've opened my eyes!
Know the Enemy

    * Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
    * Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor labratories.
    * Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
    * Velociraptors do not know fear.

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I am now prepared!!! 
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