Endless Paradigm

For the longest while MyPlaza has been out of bacon.
I noticed today, that there was 20 bacons restocked.
I'm sure because of the recession, that someone must have been desperate for E-Pigs, and been forced to sell them.  

I have decided to capitalize on the the economy in the weak moment, and bought all of the available bacon !!  

That's right - the is 0 bacon left in MyPlaza, so the only way to get some, is to buy it off me!   MuahHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!    

As a merciful business man, I will not inflate the charges too much.
I know the E-People are in hard times right now.
And because of this, I am willing to sell each bacon for the low price of 2.0 E-Pigs.

Think about it folks, wee are in a time of famine.  You have a responsibility to feed your E-Babies !!!

Start posting now ladies and gentleman.  I am willing to part with 19 of the rare, and very precious bacons.

i have 6 bakon. ill sell it for less than shizzy.

trademark91 Wrote:i have 6 bakon. ill sell it for less than shizzy.

Get out of my thread you cut throat !!

actually, i have 11
ill still beat  his outrageous prices.

take that shizzy. capitalism for the win!

trademark91 Wrote:actually, i have 11
ill still beat  his outrageous prices.

take that shizzy. capitalism for the win!

ROFL !!

I'll buy all of them.

ROFLMAYO!

just don't ask if my bakon passes FDA certification...

method, ill sell you 10 for 15 epigs.

Method Wrote:I'll buy all of them.

Sold!!!
  Send me the 38 E-Pigs, and I'll send you these delectable bacons  

supply and command...I will beat any advertised price up to 2,000 bacons purchased...after that, it will be 9 EPigs

:(

Method, I'll even give you a whole sale deal, for buying in bulk.

I'll drop it down to 35 E-Pigs - Friend prices