09/10/2009, 09:34 PM
Occasionally, when I'm bored, I think about hundreds of "creative" wishes I would like to have come true. One might be if someone stiffs their waiter/delivery driver, or is about to, they keep getting an unbearable pain in their head, that can be compared to the likes of having a brick thrown at them. Then they'd hear the words "tip, asshole". And it'd reoccur until they did. Another would be an intense pain if they did something assholeish while driving, like cutting off someone else, or not using their signal when it would have required almost no effort, and as a result, it causes someone else not to be able to turn or some other likely effect. Lastly, I'd like to have the ability to teleport to someone's house, and be right behind them as they are about to put the final touches on their viruses, spyware, browser hijacks, or whatever, and beat the ever loving spoon out of their fat annoying asses. Then, if they still try to finish their creation, I'll teleport back with 2 of me, and nearly beat them to death again, and so on and so forth.
Yes, I believe violence solves everything -.-
Yes, I believe violence solves everything -.-