Endless Paradigm

As Health and Safety Inspector I impose these rules:

Health:
No Lepers (except upon request)
No swine (except upon request)
Everyone must wear a face mask (gas mask or bandana also acceptable)
Sharing of beverages is permitted (except in all cases where the beverage is liquid)
All unhealthy things have a non-edible force field around them that can only be removed by me

Safety:
Bubble wrap on all corners
All spills must be marked with the appropriate traffic cone
Warning signs applied to all surfaces
FBR has to wear a protective bubble around him at all times
Everyone must wear a hi-vis jacket

Further updates as events warrant

*sign applied to the kitchen door

is this a suitable face mask?

Xitherun Wrote:is this a suitable face mask?

yeah that works

Masks?

Since when were wee vulnerable to iSwine Flu?

trademark91 in a different thread Wrote:this house will be impractically safe!

i figured iSwine flu protection would be pretty impractical

Can I wear my dirty hi-vis? It's a high visibility jacket that I have to wear in work whenever I do anything dirty or outdoors. That coat is practically made of my sweat and blood. Not even a 5kw power washer is able to get all the dirt off it...

PSPkiller Wrote:Can I wear my dirty hi-vis? It's a high visibility jacket that I have to wear in work whenever I do anything dirty or outdoors. That coat is practically made of my sweat and blood. Not even a 5kw power washer is able to get all the dirt off it...

a hi-vis jacket is made for safety, so theyre required by everyone. if it has safety scars on it, that's cool.