In Soviet Russia, homework does YOU!! (the two exclamation marks must be italicised :) )
In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!
In Soviet Russia, Ge64 pwns YOU!!
* ZiNgA BuRgA runs.
In Soviet Russia, Parliament choses YOU!!
in soviet russia , the security kill u
In Soviet Russia, sperm ejaculates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, prostitutes pay YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, The prostitutes fudge YOU!
In russia , the bosses lick u
In Soviet Russia, little girls rape YOU!!