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Quote:Man Has Returned All Underwear To Neighbor

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico -- Puerto Rico police said they have arrested a man accused of snatching 88 pieces of underwear from a neighbor's clothesline.

The man was charged with theft and illegal appropriation. Police said Wednesday that he returned all $1,000 worth of underwear to the woman.

They said he 'borrowed' the items from his 29-year-old neighbor over a period of several months in the rural town of Orocovis. She apparently had to keep buying more to replace those that vanished from her line.

He was jailed Tuesday pending a $20,000 bond.

source: clickondetroit

Lol what a perv

^^

srsly.

that's creepy.

kinda makes me wonder what he did wit them

Betty Wrote:kinda makes me wonder what he did wit them

make a tent?

Betty Wrote:kinda makes me wonder what he did wit them

he will make a hot-air ballon made from 88 pantsu, lol

feinicks Wrote:

Betty Wrote:kinda makes me wonder what he did wit them

make a tent?

lmfao

Masturbated in them and gave them back to her.

Sparker Wrote:Masturbated in them and gave them back to her.

Almost.  He never actually managed to give them back (before being ordered to).  He left the soaked panties in the sun - his plan was to leave them for a few years so that all sorts of interesting stuff/moulds would grow. (unfortunately, that wasn't a clever idea because that exposed him)



But double you tee eff, jail?

went to jail for a different reason i think.

lol pantsu tent