Endless Paradigm

this spoon is crazy.

Quote:The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

- Source: [BBC]

Me and my friend were just talking about this at school <.<

I still don't believe it

Quote:After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

O_O

lol what the hell???

If a stupid virus can bring people back from the dead, why the fudge can't scientist resurrect people
Wait...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!

EVIL DEAD!!

SWWEEEETTT, FINALLY I GET TO USE MY SHOTGUNN!@$%#(*@(

Mickey Wrote:If a stupid virus can bring people back from the dead, why the fudge can't scientist resurrect people
Wait...

Spoiler:

this isn't real http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8027043.stm
Clicked on a link and it showed me the real article -__-

oh.....

this is all an evil plan by valve to make the next left 4 dead 2

John_N Wrote:this is all an evil plan by valve to make the next left 4 dead 2

left for swine.