Endless Paradigm

@_@? have you even met this woman?

For me,   Love over the internet just doesn't work,
Your better off going out somewhere and just meeting someone,

I'd reply like this:

Quote:Hello, my dear dear friend!

Firstly, I'm honored to receive your response and I would like to take this opportunity to strongly express my feelings of absolute gratitude.  It's like a lonely bird flying through an empty, vast land, crying for help and companionship, finally meeting another bird, but of different gender.  You are like that other bird, whilst I am the lonely one, who is now filled with an immense euphoria at this meeting and opportunity to unite as one, a pair who's bond is so strong, not even a nuke could blow it up.
I believe relationships should be dynamic, to be able to adapt to changing circumstances, but on the other hand, it does also require constant attention to.  I agree that a constant sacrifice is indeed required, especially on the confessor's side (please see below for details).
I am quite an energetic man and I am seeking a young woman, preferably 13 years of age.  Unfortunately I do not have a lot of friends, so you should be able to comprehend my desperation.  I believe I am intelligent, as, after all, I have over 80 years of experience in life.
I enjoy indoor activities, especially those inside my bathroom, and I'd love to have someone to do the housework for me - yes! sharing it with two is twice better!
I am seeking for that special girl, who will become my playmate, of whom I can make love to at any moment of the day.  I have been seriously searching for my true love for 65 years, and now I can finally fulfill my life's dream, all thanks to you!
However, as mentioned earlier, relationships require constant sacrifice.  For such a relationship, I believe a sum of US$10,000 from you per year, paid upfront, would confirm your commitment towards me (you can pay now using PayPal; my address is <insert random email here>).  My constant sacrifice to you would be my unquestioning love and commitment to ensuring your ultimate relationship.

Yours sincerely,
Bob

R!KKU Wrote:@_@? have you even met this woman?

For me,   Love over the internet just doesn't work,
Your better off going out somewhere and just meeting someone,

ROFL, it was sarcasm, this is one of those sPa/\/\ email

and LOL @ zinga xD

Heartless141 Wrote:

R!KKU Wrote:@_@? have you even met this woman?

For me,   Love over the internet just doesn't work,
Your better off going out somewhere and just meeting someone,

ROFL, it was sarcasm, this is one of those sPa/\/\ email

Oh in that case
Send back OMG IM MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:I'd reply like this:

Quote:Hello, my dear dear friend!

Firstly, I'm honored to receive your response and I would like to take this opportunity to strongly express my feelings of absolute gratitude.  It's like a lonely bird flying through an empty, vast land, crying for help and companionship, finally meeting another bird, but of different gender.  You are like that other bird, whilst I am the lonely one, who is now filled with an immense euphoria at this meeting and opportunity to unite as one, a pair who's bond is so strong, not even a nuke could blow it up.
I believe relationships should be dynamic, to be able to adapt to changing circumstances, but on the other hand, it does also require constant attention to.  I agree that a constant sacrifice is indeed required, especially on the confessor's side (please see below for details).
I am quite an energetic man and I am seeking a young woman, preferably 13 years of age.  Unfortunately I do not have a lot of friends, so you should be able to comprehend my desperation.  I believe I am intelligent, as, after all, I have over 80 years of experience in life.
I enjoy indoor activities, especially those inside my bathroom, and I'd love to have someone to do the housework for me - yes! sharing it with two is twice better!
I am seeking for that special girl, who will become my playmate, of whom I can make love to at any moment of the day.  I have been seriously searching for my true love for 65 years, and now I can finally fulfill my life's dream, all thanks to you!
However, as mentioned earlier, relationships require constant sacrifice.  For such a relationship, I believe a sum of US$10,000 from you per year, paid upfront, would confirm your commitment towards me (you can pay now using PayPal; my address is <insert random email here>).  My constant sacrifice to you would be my unquestioning love and commitment to ensuring your ultimate relationship.

Yours sincerely,
Bob

Sounds good :)

Send: ORLY? W0W TH4T IS S0 N1CE! I'm sorry but sadly you are most likely just a bunch of autogenerated 0s and 1s.....

And this Mikan sig is win!^^

maaaannn hope she won't break my haruto liek my last ex-pixel-girlfriend